Hey Stringers!

All the best for the ongoing review tests for the reds
& to the greys + whites: give your best for the upcoming EOYs!
& to our beloved greens, we know you guys will do super well for Os! (:

ALL THE WAY EVERYONE!

Here's 2 random + lame jokes for you guys to relax!

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

Why do students fail in exams?
BECOZ

Eight hours of sleep each day =122 days
365-122=243

summer holidays=61 days
243-61=182

sundays in a year= 52 days
182-52=130

festival holidays= 40 days
130-40=90

3 hrs of daily routine=46 days
90-46=44

winter holiays=15 days
44-15=29

1hr of chatting per day=15 days
29-15=14

sickness days/yr = 10 days
14-10=4

film time in a yr= 3 days
4-3=1
remaining 1day is their
BIRTHDAY…

'have a break, have a kit-kat'

Yours,
Jan

P.S. Juniors, pls leave ur real names in the tagboard (: