Jokes For You?

Hey guys!

Happy Sunday! Well, tomorrow is Monday... Time to face the Monday bluezz again... Here's some orchestra jokes to cheer you up! :D

(Let me just establish the fact that these jokes are wonderful and amazing.) 

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high! 

A double bass player arrived a few minutes late for the first rehearsal of the local choral society's annual performance of Handel's Messiah.

He picked up his instrument and bow, and turned his attention to the conductor. The conductor asked, "Would you like a moment to tune?"

The bass player replied with some surprise, "Why? Isn't it the same as last year?"

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."

What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

Hope these jokes relieve your Monday bluezz! 

You can also practice your sadness away ;)

Good luck for your EOY results! 

~Glenda ^_^