THE #1 WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT!

Looking for a way to burn those stubborn fats without having to run 12348957235 km and swimming a few thousand laps and doing all those blasted exercises which seem to have no effect? Look no further! Simply take up a string instrument, namely: violin, viola, cello, double bass!

This is an extremely effective way - only if you do it right. If you don't lose weight, then: you're not doing it right. Simple enough? Just practise one of the above mentioned instrument for a minimum of one hour per day, and it'll definitely pull a few pounds off you!

Fantastic, isn't it? No need to go on a strict diet. No need to set aside time to jog each day. Simply take out the above mentioned instrument to practise!

The Pros:
1. You get to lose weight.
2. You get to improve on your instrument skills.
3. Your string orchestra's standard will go up [that is, IF you're in a string orchestra] [and that is IF everybody who is in it does this exercise dilligently]
4. No need to go on a strict diet consisting of fruits, veggies, and more fruits and veggies.
5. The best part? You get to do it at home, in an air-conditioned room. [Provided your room has air-conditioning.]

The Cons:
Darn, there are no cons!

So what are you waiting for?! TAKE OUT YOUR VIOLIN/VIOLA/CELLO/DOUBLE BASS AND START PRACTISING, RIGHT NOW!

Disclaimer: This will only help you lose weight if, I repeat, IF you do it the right way. Hence, please do not sue the author [ie. Mary-Anne] should you not lose the desired amount of weight. The author [ie. Mary-Anne] has carried out this method most successfully, thus, technically, it HAS been tried and proven.


(RIPPED OFF MARYANNE'S BLOG HEH HEH)